Monday, October 1, 2012

Channing Tatum: The Book

"Channing Tatum: The Google Search" is an engaging and strange tale of a hunky, hunky man.

"Chapter One: A Glimpse of His Success,"
Channing Tatum, a very sexy man, is considered one of Hollywood's most beloved stars. As we can see in all of his latest successes, he almost always stars in a role that requires him to take his shirt off to advertise his mouthwatering abs. In this chapter, we can track down Channing's whole line of success from the very start. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, this most certainly qualifies him as some kind of Hollywood legend!!!

"Chapter Two: Personalizing Tatum"
This chapter serves as a way of hooking us to Channing, not only as an actor, but also as a person (this line requires a giggle...hehehehe). We are introduced to Channing's childhood environment, his date of birth, his family names, and his introduction to acting. I mean, how can we not love Channing when we learn of his life long ambitions to become a dancer and actor who is sold for his body and unusually sexy grin? ;)

"Chapter Three: Ahhh..Channing Now!!"
Yes....chapter three is literally there to help us get into Channing's mind today. We are provided with many of his current thoughts and activities. Knowing about the publication of this chapter, he does his best to advertise his image as one consistent to his movie characters. Channing is hot, he is chill, he is shy, and very easy going. I know...Prince Charming does exist!

"Chapter Four: Worship"
Want to see Channing's greatest glamour shots? Want to know about the romantic details of his love life? Want to get together with other girls who worship the ground he walks on? Then yes, this chapter provides all of the tools to do so. Now that we have learned about his successes, his childhood and journey, and his current updates, we can also learn how to be one of his sticky fans!

Admit it....you want the book!


4 comments:

  1. I could see one of the New York Times books reviews saying something like, "Yummy."

    Haha, ya know?

    Chapter 2 is a must. Make him relatable, which thereby leads to everyone thinking, "I could totally be with him," and then that further perpetuates the legend that is, Channing Tatum.

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  2. So I like the creative combination of chapters, well done. I can tell from your search results you had a mix of personal, worship, professional career, and people that aspire to be him. I would be a reader of chapter one, the first movie I saw with him in it was Dear John. It would be interesting to go on twitter and see how many posts are put up about him every minute. If only manovich were to make his book as interesting as we all made our narratives about our search results about our subjects, I would probably enjoy reading his book. Is the evolution of channing tatum what you would call it?

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  3. i agree with kory- nice creativity. i think you've fulfilled this assignment nicely. not only is it interesting and funny, but i have an idea of what kinds of search results pulled up and in what order. through your narrative, i can see the database playing out at the same time.

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  4. Oh i'm glad you could see that Dani. I tried to add a funny chapter title twist to all of the search results and somehow tie it into a novel.

    Yes Brady! I can totally see a "yummy!" review! haha

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