Sunday, September 30, 2012

the delicate being

       Once upon a time, and yet still in the present, there is a beautiful and delicate being, called A&E's production of Pride and Prejudice. She is such an honored miniseries that the family of IMDB proudly lists her as one of their friends. Popular stores sell representations of her to eager buyers, and heralded sites that are so near being scholarly offer astounding wealths of information about her.
      Images of her beauty are easy to find, amidst further attempts to describe her loveliness by those who would claim some small association to her. If one is eager to discover quality replicas of her essence, or even unique and obscure items in her likeness, one needn't search far. Critics offer their opinions of her (though only the positive ones mean shit), and videos of favorite scenes are treasured throughout the land.
      If one seeks diligently, and is able to overlook some minor disappointments (such as stupid sites claiming to have all of the episodes available when they don't- thank God I have them on blu-ray), then they may happily stumble across some delightful thoughts from devoted fans.
      Beyond the happy realm of Firstseveralpages, there are only stupid questions, chat sites, and things that grow steadily unrelated. But the spirit of the delicate being that IS A&E's production of Pride and Prejudice lives on, and will continue to live on in the hearts of the virtuous, forever. Amen.

2 comments:

  1. Very creative. When I thought about Pride and Prejudice, I thought that IMDB would be one of the first search results, sounds like there was not to many good results, maybe some people that were trying to aspire to be the main character in the movie. All put together it sounds like an homage to your favorite creation. You made a flower bloom from obscure search results.

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  2. Yep, creativity here is basically awesome! I like that you stayed true to the romantic style of the actual Pride and Prejudice novel. The best part though, was that you used these websites and corporate organization and personified them with a medieval twist. Love it.

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